Featured and Funny Ads!

The ad code from last week was HAIR DYE. We only had TWO SUBMISSIONS for our contest?!?! Hopefully many of you will go to the classifieds section, grab the ad code and send in a funny one for NEXT week!

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BUT FIRST, here is a great submission from S.A. Mitra using last week's POTATO CHIP ad code...

Just because you love one is far away,
You don't have to cry,
Why don't you just give us a try.
No Credit Checks, or Activation Fee,
With your new PhoneTec is prepaid you see.
So keep in touch today at

Your Phone It's on It's Way
And you can make plans to be near
With the that love one so dear,
Sharing kisses on Valentines Day.
Remember once again, to keep in
touch at

Your Phone It's on It's Way
To Say "POTATO CHIP" On Those Special Days!
Well, Maybe you can think of something else to Say?!

ANd here is her submission for this week...

Just because you love one is far away,
Using the lastest in Hair Dye,
You don't have to cry,
Why don't you just give us a try.
No Credit Checks, or Activation Fee,
With your new PhoneTec is prepaid you see.
So keep in touch today at

Your Phone It's on It's Way
And you can make plans to be near
With the that love one so dear,
Sharing kisses on Valentines Day.
Remember once again, to keep in
touch at

Your Phone It's on It's Way
To Say "What Color is Your Hair This Time?" On Those Days!

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Funky hair dye looks weird on a bald marketer. Quit tearing your hair out every time you fail to close a hot prospect. Change the hair-do Close them Live and Inter-active Talk is CHEAP and We'll PROVE IT. http://www.sykarolive.com?ref=FrannieC_1K =======================================================================

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Yours Free: Unlimited submissions to the all new Hair Dye contest. Winning contestants will receive confirmation from contest judges Mr T and George Foreman. Submit your colors; red, green, blonde or whatever. Send $10.95 and Dye Color to "My Do"@ centerforbaldness.com All entries must be received by midnight January 1, 2003 to be eligible to win. ************************************************************************************************* NEW " INSTANT ONLINE BUSINESS BUILDING TOOLKIT " Program includes FREE moneymaking Website. Visit: www.NewMarketingSite.com/2988 =======================================================================

Is your son or daughter using up all of your Green, Blue and Pink hair dye? If so, be thankful that they have high self-esteem. What? You only have Blonde, Brunette and Auburn hair dye? You need a subscription to Bully Free Living. Visit http://www.bully-free-living.com =======================================================================

You won't need hair dye to work from home with us. Several positions available. Computer, Internet access and home phone required. We are forbidden to disregard qualified persons based on hair color. Apply online and we won't even ask! http://www.promotesuccess.biz =======================================================================